Kerry's Misunderestimation

Sources inside the Kerry campaign are, for the first time, admitting it lacked sufficient manpower for the invasion of Ohio's court system.

We had an idear; A plan that would have brought together a true coalition of voters, judges, attorneys, U.N. monitors, and non-partisan PAC's to the table for a summit in Ohio. It was a good, secret plan. We simply underestimated the number of trial lawyers necessary to secure the victory in the war on Bush.

Senator Kerry, who is also a decorated Vietnam veteran, does, however, add the distinguished title of ex-Presidential contender to his growing list of credentials. While waiting for public opinion to suggest his next move, he plans to catch up on some much needed R&R.

Meanwhile, the DNC is calling for an apology from the also-ran for the senator's gross miscalculation and rash judgment in planning for the subsequent insurgency.