Last night I was telling Jeff how concerned I was about packing our gifts for Albuquerque in our luggage. While we've never had a problem it still makes me nervous. Should I write our names all over everything with Sharpie? Cut the tags off all the webkinz? I finally told Jeff I would put a letter in each suitcase that said something to the effect "These are gifts we have worked hard to provide for our family. If you take them there will be a pox on you and everyone you care about. Your children will take no joy in playing with the toys because they break as soon as they are unwrapped. The new outfits will cause rashes to the anyone wearing them. Sickness and disease will follow you all the days of your sorry miserable life. Also there are GPS trackers in some of the items so Dateline will show up at your door and you will be publicly humiliated and lose all your friends." When Jeff stopped laughing at me long enough to take a breath he said, "Or we could just pray about it." Well yeah, I guess we could do that too.
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