Stalker Stoppers

A little boy in Ryan's preschool class told Ry that he sneaks into our house every night, goes into Ryan's room, and watches him sleep. We've pointed out all the reasons this is impossible. We've told Ryan the boy is just making up stories and stopped just short of calling the kid a liar. Unfortunately, Ryan is convinced it's all true. This morning, when I went up the stairs, I just had to laugh.

A burglar alarm can be bypassed. A 65 pound lab isn't at all intimidating. But these guys are impenetrable.